Authorised by the Marquis de Tabloid
Australians don't want war king families. They want wanking political staffers. They want money for nothing. They want the Insult of Pubic Affairs and Nude Corps in charge of the federal Treasury. They want sport, and lots of it, fully paid from the public purse. They want beer, wine and gin lanes. Australians know what they want. They want big houses for the rich and no houses for the poor. They want beautiful, long lines of profitability for publicly-subsidised insurance scams in the name of private health. They want ugly, big queues in agony in the public distress system, to act as a warning to the non-insured. Australians want to pay big bucks to transport traumatised refugees to dangerous places far away. They want American spellings in their political parties, the mass media and Aussie education. They want women in the kitchen. They want blokes in power. They want the return of the She'll be Right Policy and an end to red tape. Australians want to know how