Authorised by High-Vis Big Blokes in Hard Hats
Sometimes it is good to have a girl as a political candidate to win votes in marginal seats and look after social policies. But girls are not good at looking after the egos of blokes. And most girls are not good looking, especially after they reach a certain age. They may even do stupid things like have babies. Constructing political power is not a job for girls. It is a job for high-vis big blokes in hard hats. Girls know nothing about real work. They spend most of their time getting their hair done, buying new clothes, trying on stupid shoes and doing their make-up. That is what they spend their money on, regardless of their ages. Blokes spend money on big ticket items like utes, boats and going to the footy with their mates. Blokes have big priorities. That is why they need bigger salaries. The egos of blokes are boosted through News Crap . Governments in Australia, of both varieties, have long made public investments mainly for the benefit of blokes, especially big blokes an